Theory

When I was working at Prairie Life I never really watched much TV. I assumed it was because I was too busy so I never thought much of it. I came to a startling realization now that I'm unemployed, I watch a lot more TV! Ok, maybe startling isn't the right word. But, It's not like I'm enjoying it. TV sucks. In light of that fact, I've developed a new theory; every guy has a preset internal quota for how many attractive women he needs to see during an average day in order to function properly. If I'm living out of a basement and never leave the house, I would estimate that I need to watch several dance music videos (of the 'call on me' variety), one hour of Ochocinco trying to find love, or perhaps one viewing of the Thong Song. But, if I work at a gym where attractive people go all the time then come home and only watch American Dad or Futurama I must have met my quota. The theory is still in its infantile stages but I think i'm onto something.

This theory is great because it has multiple outlets. For example, I'm getting ready to go workout at my old high school after spending most of the day reading at home. If I don't flip to Coyote Ugly (on tonight at 8) or some other scandalous show then clearly my quota of seeing attractive women has been satisfied.....which would mean that I find high school women attractive. Ok this theory isn't without it's problems. But name one that is.