I've discovered the ultimate strategy to find out who your best friends are; delete one person from your facebook friends list every day for 317 days. Then, start calling them Danny Glover (or insert woman equivalent of buddy cop movie) and you're set.
After an intense internet search and a possible virus download I have ascertained the identity of the hottest girl on the planet. Formerly, she was known as 'the chick from the Call On Me music video,' now, Deanne Berry. But, just to prove that nothing good ever comes without some element sucking, she lives in England.
Evidently women traded senior year photos from high school. I'm confident this is gender exclusive; I can't think of another reason I wouldn't have any photos of friends from high school.... Anyway, it must suck to be a girl in high school. All the guys look completely retarded and like they are 15 years old. Most of the women could pass for 20. I'm not sure where else to go with that thought; I feel like I should be able to draw some sort of conclusion but it blew my mind so thoroughly smoke was coming out of my head.
Lastly, if any of you readers feel like you want to dance with my knowledge of fantasy basketball a league is forming. But, if you join the league, and your first draft pick is Kyle Korver or J.J. Reddick I will hate you forever and egg your house, or your parents house...if that's where you happen to live.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Update
A couple observations that aren't developed into full thoughts:
1. Tina Fey's body is a government vessel used to transport the most creative tv writing mind in the United States.
2. I just realized the rapper Ghost Face Killer is talking about murdering white people. Still like his music though.
3. I still get amused when the temperature is 69 degrees.
4. The frugality of cutting off the sleeves of t-shirts slightly outweighs the douchebaggery of wearing a sleeve on your head. I'm bringing it back.
5. Why doesn't anyone wear baseball hats of their favorite band?
6. Halestorm is the first rock band with a chick as the lead singer I thought was good with the possible exception of Lacuna Coil.
7. I have nearly reached critical mass trying to balance going out with working out. Something has to give.
8. I need to start mailing in suggestions right now on how to end the next Resident Evil movie. I feel like the franchise has turned into the Dallas Cowboys: awesome action, extremely hot women, interesting personalities, all rolled into one big ball of disappointment. I'm willing to make a concession for good action but how hard can that possibly be. Joel made a history video in high school with light sabers and force powers that rocked and it wasn't even for him.
1. Tina Fey's body is a government vessel used to transport the most creative tv writing mind in the United States.
2. I just realized the rapper Ghost Face Killer is talking about murdering white people. Still like his music though.
3. I still get amused when the temperature is 69 degrees.
4. The frugality of cutting off the sleeves of t-shirts slightly outweighs the douchebaggery of wearing a sleeve on your head. I'm bringing it back.
5. Why doesn't anyone wear baseball hats of their favorite band?
6. Halestorm is the first rock band with a chick as the lead singer I thought was good with the possible exception of Lacuna Coil.
7. I have nearly reached critical mass trying to balance going out with working out. Something has to give.
8. I need to start mailing in suggestions right now on how to end the next Resident Evil movie. I feel like the franchise has turned into the Dallas Cowboys: awesome action, extremely hot women, interesting personalities, all rolled into one big ball of disappointment. I'm willing to make a concession for good action but how hard can that possibly be. Joel made a history video in high school with light sabers and force powers that rocked and it wasn't even for him.
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