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I'm writing this blog after my second longest streak away from beer. The streak list goes something like this: 1) 20.5 years 2) 6 weeks 3) to small to be significant. Turns out the key to sobriety is vestibular neuritis. I'm going to start a support group and cure the world.

Since my brain has only recently returned to it's normal trenchant self I have only one question which I would submit for response. Is porn the only sport that white people will always be better at than black people? If there were to be a porn Olympics would there be weight divisions? Is the word 'porn' a synonym for sex or does it represent the dialog, the setting, the costume, the whole...shebang?