Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Update

A couple observations that aren't developed into full thoughts:
1. Tina Fey's body is a government vessel used to transport the most creative tv writing mind in the United States.
2. I just realized the rapper Ghost Face Killer is talking about murdering white people. Still like his music though.
3. I still get amused when the temperature is 69 degrees.
4. The frugality of cutting off the sleeves of t-shirts slightly outweighs the douchebaggery of wearing a sleeve on your head. I'm bringing it back.
5. Why doesn't anyone wear baseball hats of their favorite band?
6. Halestorm is the first rock band with a chick as the lead singer I thought was good with the possible exception of Lacuna Coil.
7. I have nearly reached critical mass trying to balance going out with working out. Something has to give.
8. I need to start mailing in suggestions right now on how to end the next Resident Evil movie. I feel like the franchise has turned into the Dallas Cowboys: awesome action, extremely hot women, interesting personalities, all rolled into one big ball of disappointment. I'm willing to make a concession for good action but how hard can that possibly be. Joel made a history video in high school with light sabers and force powers that rocked and it wasn't even for him.

6 comments:

  1. ALso
    1: Dislike
    2: Like
    3: Like Like
    4: Oh no...Dislike
    5: Lol(dislike)
    6: no idea
    7: Like
    8: see previous post

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  2. Bring back the sleeve hat.

    Also, I think I watched that video again a few years ago...it was much worse than it seemed at the time.

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  3. Joel, that's crazy talk. That video was a gift from the cinema gods. Almost as good, in fact, as John Kemp's infamous "Tiger Penis" monologue.

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  4. Japan would probably blur out, rather than eagerly display Tony the Tiger's penis. This doesn't make Jeff Chaucer's monologue any worse though.

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