Doldrums

Some guy in a full length raincoat and a handlebar mustache told me that Leonardo Di Vinci used to sleep for 2 hours at a time, then stay awake for 6 thus minimizing his time wasted sleeping. I saw no reason not to trust this fine gentlemen so I'm giving it a shot. So far my productivity has remained exactly the same (see below), BUT, i'm sleeping 2 hours less per day. I think it's fair to say that's a win.

I recently turned 26 earlier this week. For awhile I thought to myself, "Al, you have no job, no girlfriend, and you're living at home. Could it be, that on some level, you are underachieving?" Then my rational side took over (possibly the same one susceptible to the advice in paragraph 1), "That's nonsense. You're in your mid 20's, spending every day doing some combination of hanging out, working out, and going out. It's what you always wanted." Filled with renewed vigor, I marched to the local grocery in search of their finest supply of Boone's Farm.

I will say the unfortunate side of not working at a place rife with interesting people such as Prairie Life has cost me a substantial amount of blog material. To circumvent this, I recently purchased a book on body language. I think you can see where i'm going with this. Further posts will follow.