Things that suck:
1. The endless cycle of not being able to sleep, knowing you need sleep, becoming more awake with the aggravation of not being able to sleep.
2. The realization that I cannot sleep because I know the ignorant fool I argued with today is sleeping like a baby, comforted by thoughts of his righteous 'victory' over my supreme 'ignorance.' This is partially what has led me to my hypothesis that when two people leave an argument, each thinking the other is a detriment to the human race, the person actually diluting the gene pool is the one who isn't bothered by the others idiocy six hours later.
3. Taco Bell not delivering to my house.
Things that rock:
1. Hot sauce
2. Me, after a successful song on guitar hero.
3. Sinking the final cup in beer pong.
4. Anyone, after a successful song on guitar hero.
I would like to mention that I am entering my 18th day working as a personal trainer at Prairie Life (pause for applause). I would also like to mention that my current streak of days passed without having to tell someone he needed to leave because his nipples were showing has ended at 17 days.
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ReplyDelete4. Though I am one of the fortunate few who does not suffer from these "hangovers" seemingly weak minded fools talk about, I do however struggle with deafening headaches from sleeping on my face in a pool of my own drool with my neck bent at an angle a contortionist would be jealous of. Apparently when you are too drunk to talk even laying down correctly is a challenge I am unable to overcome
ReplyDeleteDamn you and the ease at which you can acquire hot sauce. They don't know what hot sauce is here.
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