Anatomy of starting a blog: sign up for blogger, do nothing for an extended period of time (preferably over a week), check friends blogs for anything worth ripping, make a mediocre post so it will be easy to improve.
Seems like every blog should have a theme. Initially I thought it would be humerus to feature one of my friends per week and give any stories/comments/insights I had on them. It was then I realized I had stumbled upon the only sure fire way to ostracize myself from everyone I know. My next idea was to play one song on repeat for the duration of each post, changing the song every segment. Right now, "Bad Romance" has just queued up for a fourth run through and I find myself looking around for sharp objects. Fail.
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Your presentation of the friend per week idea made me chuckle. I'm looking forward to future posts.
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I expect daily (weekly is fine) brilliance from this.
ReplyDeleteI find your post condescending and annoying. I think you should quit this as fast as you have obviously quit trying at life. You may wish to seek counsel from a man in WI. He may be the only person who could save a scum bag like you.
ReplyDeleteIt should be known that I value Al's opinion so much that, based on an "off-the-cuff" comment on the wonderful people of WI, I left my wife, ended my Hollywood movie career, gave my multi-million dollar mansion to charity and set out for WI. Truth be told, I have never been happier! Being a WI farmer is the life for me and the weather, ahhhh the weather, is amazing.
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